All you want to know about Britney

Eccentric Glamour, Creating an Insanely More Fabulous You
Now, thanks to her fake hair extensions, fake nails, fake spray tan, fake collagen lips, and fake boobs, she looks like a cross between Britney Spears, Mrs. Gastineau (the mother), and a blow-up doll. Somehow you manage to refrain from ...

New York
... coming of Britney Spears, the age of the ideal has dropped precipitously. Now both fashion and celebrity ... We've moved way beyond simply injecting bovine collagen into our lips. Today there's a dizzying nanotechno- logical world ...

Atlanta
... Hurley Sharon Stone BREASTS Heidi Klum LIPS Kim Basinger TEETH Cindy Crawford Britney Spears Janet Jackson Niki ... the skin's texture by aiding in the formation of additional collagen which will help fill out wrinkles, depressions, ...

Fashion, the key concepts
... got into the act with their own cosmetic lines and perfumes (eg, Elizabeth Taylor, David and Victoria Beckham, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton perfumes). ... Botox, collagen injections, laser treatments, and similar products called ...

Hamburger Valley, California
tongue scraping, endoscopic brow lifts, collagen replacement treatments, blepharoplasty, microdermabrasion (“the power ... “We'll all be safe when it's Britney Spears' 40th birthday,” says one woman to another woman getting out at the ...

Hype Check: Alt-Indie Princess Lana Del Rey Bombs on SNL

 

 

We now have the sanctioned 2012 litmus test in hype vs. value on the warty, slippery slope of entertainment in America, and its name is Lana Del Rey. The music trade has endlessly regurgitated its own formula to aid their unfettered & continued pillaging of the modern market, but as of last night its latest essay to hijack our attention and convince us of wildly inflated zirconium value has blown up in their faces, like a billion-dollar Barbie doll melting on the jumbotron at a Toddlers & Tiaras castoff seminar. 

Undeserving, meticulously crafted viral internet phenomenon Lana Del Rey made her U.S. television debut on SNL this lifestyle Saturday night, and the outcome was a painfully embarrassing mess, a collapse of inflated promise. Technically, Lana's show was an absolute disaster, and actress/musician Juliette Lewis was on point when she tweeted "Wow watching this 'thrush' on SNL is like watching a 12 year old in their bedroom when they're pretending to sing and perform. #signofourtimes." (She's since deleted the tweet.)

Source: Crave Online

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Cold, Hard, Shiny Plastic New University Online

- Apr 20, 2010

Cool, Hard, Shiny PlasticNew University OnlineHere's a shout-out to the high priestesses of plastic: Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Katherine Heigl, Jessica Alba, Halle Berry, Mariah Carey, and more »