All you want to know about Britney

In the Limelight and Under the Microscope, Forms and Functions of Female Celebrity
The new paparazzi economy holds that a thousand shots of Spears buying frappuccinos or getting out of a limo will eventually yield one crotch shot. ...

The Exile of Britney Spears, A Tale of 21st Century Consumption
Epilogue Naked Again I downloaded one of Britney Spears' new videos for her ... shot, we note that her body is more slender now than we have seen it in a ...

Images that injure, pictorial stereotypes in the media
Britney Spears' first Rolling Stone cover shows her lying on red satin ... The crotch shot — a pose in which the woman is sitting or reclining with her ...

Celebutards, Hollywood hacks, limousine liberals, pandering politicians who are destroying America!
As long as a girl child bares her navel or bears neglected children to emulate Britney Spears, we must pay attention. As long as a youngster enters rehab ...

The American Dream, Walking in the Shoes of Carnies, Arms Dealers, Immigrant Dreamers, Pot Farmers, and Christian Believers
Just three weeks after I posted the photos on my personal website, ... like a pony by a fake Britney Spears, made the front page of my hometown newspaper, ...

It's 'Alpocalypse' now for pop's new generation

“AlpocalypseAbove allWeird Al” Yankovic (Volcano Entertainment/Jive Records)
In the niche market of novelty songs, “Unnatural Al” Yankovic is a god.

And even the corniest of deities have a day of reckoning or, in the case of “Weird Al,” an “Alpocalypse.”

The 51-year-old Dr. Demento Broadcast Show alumni who once spoofed Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” and “Bad” (with “Eat It” and “Fat,” respectively) is entering his fourth decade of script song parodies. Some of Yankovic’s popular sendups have been undeniably clever (“The Saga Begins,” a harmonious recap of “Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace” done to the tune of Don McLean’s “American Pie” was better than the verified movie) while others have been downright stupid (the lame Madonna spoof “Like a Surgeon”).

As long as there are adolescents out there, Yankovic will have an audience. But do we definitely need a parody of Ke$ha, Katy Perry and Britney Spears when their songs sound like bad song parodies

Source: Worcester Telegram