All you want to know about Britney

What's So Funny About Education?
Where are your T-shirts with witty composition- related jokes, like 'I'm with stupid' and an arrow pointing to a picture of Beethoven? Where are your CDs with Britney Spears singing 'Do Re Mi'? Come on, people, this is business basics.

Hot stones & funny bones, teens helping teens cope with stress & anger
Something is terribly wrong with this picture! Layered on top of the look is the identity that goes with the look (do you want to look more like Britney Spears, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Lopez or Halle Berry?).

Vibe
B: Yeah, she's a little too old to be doing a Britney Spears. A: Funny. Britney Spears is too young to be doing Britney Spears. ... B: I'm just trying to figure out her picture in those Calvin Klein ads. A: She's rhyming in patois?

Short Circuits, A Life in Blogs
On reflection, I haven't done that for quite a while. No idea why. Maybe all this Iraq/Iran/economy/Who-the-hell-gives-a-damn-about- Britney-Spears/mean- spirited Christian Fundamentalist nonsense has just overwhelmed me. Guffaw-funny ...

Billboard
He continues, "I tried to get it cut for two years and finally got it to [Walt Disney Pictures & TV, ... and Steve Lillywhite, have produced, mixed or written for the likes of Lavigne, Britney Spears, the Rolling Stones and U2.

Britney Spears Nabs Best Pop Video VMA

Spears now boasts a large total of five VMA victories so far with her win for the second single off of her seventh studio album, Femme Fatale. Not only was she up against a fierce class of contenders including Adele's "Rolling in the Deep" and Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)" in the much competitive Pop Video category, she also had to follow an extremely awkward — or extremely hilarious, depending on your headland of view — opening exchange between presenters Nicki Minaj and Jonah Hill.

Showing off his trade-mark-new slim physique, Hill kicked off the night with a "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke to prove that he hasn't demolished his comedic chops just because he lost weight. But the punch line — "he did it for fitness" — didn't realize the guffaws he may have been hoping for.

"Oh, it's not funny? It's not funny that the chicken wanted to change his lifestyle and get a little bit healthier?" he shouted in mock indignation. "Maybe the chicken should just drop dead at 40 so you can laugh a little harder!"

Source: MTV.com

News

Britney Spears' Twitter Hacked But She's A-OK E! Online

- Jun 29, 2009

E! OnlineBritney Spears' Warble Hacked But She's A-OKE! OnlineLet's just make something clear: Britney Spears is alive and well. So are Ellen DeGeneres and Sean "Diddy" Combs. Ostensibly, the pop star and the and more »

Link 'n' Blogs: No, you can't have Tebow's V-card OPENSports.com

- May 22, 6264

Constituent 'n' Blogs: No, you can't have Tebow's V-cardOPENSports.comWith Leather: Remember when Britney Spears went on national boob tube and said she was still a virgin and everyone laughed? This is like the same thing,

Kim: My 'Housewives' Would Whoop 'NJ' Popeater

- May 22, 2260

Kim: My 'Housewives' Would Outcry 'NJ'PopeaterI feel bad for Britney Spears, I look at her and I'm like they just tear up one side and down the other! Then the next month, she's doing so Cyclopean, and more »

GOP watch: Republicans vs. Palin msnbc.com

- May 22, 1011

msnbc.comGOP chaperon: Republicans vs. Palinmsnbc.comPalin appears to be doing a complete Britney Spears meltdown. The media attention is almost like a knock out addiction. I am amazed at the hate liberals have for and more »

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR Headed to Broadway; Music by Hamlisch, Book by ... Broadway World

- Jun 29, 2009

THE NUTTY PROFESSOR Headed to Broadway; Music by Hamlisch, Regulations by Broadway WorldHis pop songs have been recorded by everyone from Barbra Streisand to Britney Spears, he's penned Billboard Top Ten hits for himself and others, and more »